March 2012
me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
February 2012
I am dead inside.
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I died inside knowing you like her more than me.
I died a little inside knowing we aren't friends...
Got oxfords and a metal Charlie brown lunch box....
I’m so excited!
All you do is use me.
